I'm writing to you because, as we both know, you are a
generous-hearted occasionally philanthropic tight-fisted
individual who
fights tirelessly for the environment. never hesitates to talks the talk. doesn't give a shit about anything.
While browsing the interweb for
organic gardening tips Billie Holiday bootlegs more porn
today, I came across a
breathtakingly brilliant completely incomprehensible slightly ropey
website about a new film, 'Crude', which sounds like a
box-office smash. must-see documentary. total turkey.
According to the website, which I must say does seem
extremely well informed, slightly prone to hyperbole, total bullshit,
we have only seven years left to stabilise carbon emissions and then reduce them by 60% by 2030 or
we're all doomed. we're all doomed. we're all doomed.
Did you have any idea that
the situation was so bad? there was agreement about the necessary cuts? people still make documentaries?
The filmmakers made that documentary, 'McLibel', about the two people fighting McDonald's which I
absolutely loved. ate a Big Mac immediately after. have never seen.
Apparently they've also won an Oscar,
can you believe how cool they must be? which doesn't mean much, as you of all people know. but I reckon they're exaggerating about that one.
They've already raised 250,000 pounds from selling 'shares' to people who
love their grandchildren. thought they were only buying a promotional T-shirt. have got more money than sense.
Now they're raising the final 300,000 needed to finish the film.
Being the
eco-minded do-gooder climate criminal conspiracy theorist
that you are, I immediately thought of you.
Sounds like
a cracking investment it could be worth a punt a total waste of cash
to me, which is why
I've already invested myself. I'm passing it onto you. I reckon we should go halves.
All you have to do if you'd like to invest is take your credit card to the Crude webpage at http://crudemovie.net/node/39.
Anyway, hope all's well with you and that your new
job gender lifestyle
is working out well. Would you like to
go for a beer some time? make beautiful music tonight? never hear from me again?
Yours sincerely, Lots of love, Cheers,