TC

Location

England.

Age

It's impolite to ask, you know.

Dream job

Quality control officer - testing hammocks and tasting chocolate.

Actual job

Involves much staring at a screen.

Original Crude connection

Through TFN.

Invested in Crude because

I made 'loans' on behalf of my 4 godchildren. Waking people up to the issues around oil and climate change could be the best way of preserving the kind of future I want them to enjoy.

Life after Crude

We'll be figuring out how to get by without the black stuff.

Likelihood of Crude being smash hit

Definite.

Planning to spend Crude windfall on

When the godchildren grow up, they'll probably spend it all on sweets. And jeans that sit under their arses.